Pricey Puppy

 

How does it feel to be on sale at Le Petit Pup for $800? 

You've Got Mail

 

My version of "The Shop Around the Corner" has closed....to be reincarnated on Bleeker between 6th and 7th.  I can't imagine it will be the same.  Will probably be replaced by yet another Marc Jacobs store.  Waaaa Waaaa.

Midwesterners Busted at the Pleasure Chest

I can't imagine what this group of Midwesterners is doing at 10:30am at The Pleasure Chest. Must be a stop on the Sex and the City tour.  I am sure the staff loves that.

Breakfast at La Bonbonniere

La Bonbonniere is vintage NYC West Village

There they are!  Just waiting to be enjoyed.

 Sweet, syrupy deliciousness.

Gaga's Ginormous Grammy Wedgie

Gaga, you know you want to pick it. Do it!!! I will give the girl credit, though...it takes major balls to wear a get-up like that without any stockings. Beyonce would never rock it bare leg.

You Know You're Thin When.....#2

OMFG. Ribs, clavicles, and saggy boobies. Roger is such a lucky guy. Can you imaging getting with that every night. It must be like f-ing a corpse. Eat a carrot or something, Rachel Zoe. And please, whatever you do...do not remove that wrap!

Beyonce Gets the Short Stick...Gaga Wins

In the battle to keep up with Gaga, Beyonce has made herself the first sacrificial lamb to collaborate with her. Funny how they were on each other's songs at exactly the same time. Ah, all the more easy to compare the two. Sorry B., but your song, Video Phone, blows compared to Gaga's Telephone. I watched the Video Phone video once and was counting the seconds until it would end (being Beyonce and all, I did give her the respect to watch the entire thing). I think Gaga comes out on top....and her video isn't even out yet. What do you think?



VS.

Missed Connection

L Train - Union Square to Graham...Stunning - w4m - 26

Reply to: pers-858386854@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2008-09-28, 12:17PM EDT

I spotted you at the Union Square L stop from down the platform. You have stunning gray/blue eyes I could see from the distance. We boarded the train in our respective cars, but to my surprise you switched to my car at the 3rd ave stop. You were wearing a blue flannel jacket and green t-shirt underneath. After a game of eye-tag that felt like it came straight out of a movie, I stood up before the Graham stop with the hope you would follow....and you did. I walked up the stairs right next to you. I stopped at the top of the stairs to get my directional bearings and you kept walking. As I crossed the street I looked back at you, and I think you were looking back too.

I know this is a complete shot in the dark, but I would love to see you again.

The good ones always get away.

Sunset from the High Line

Sunset from the High Line....heavenly.

Help! I'm Romantically Involved With My Vespa

Well, isn't this a romantic sight on Thompson Street at 9am on a Thursday morning. Someone hearts their Vespa....or the person riding it.